A poem: I'm sorry, Santa

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I’m sorry I robbed

Your elf at gunpoint, Santa.

I was off my meds.

I’m willing to do anything

To get back on the nice list.

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LOL

Santa has a big heart. He forgives you, as long as you stay on your meds.

:laughing:

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I like your poem.

Here is my take:

Im sorry santa that i was a naughty gal.

I hope my effort is enough to get my present.

Even on a sub clinical dose. Lol.

Santa, where does your present come from?

If you can tell me that secret, i wont need a prezzo.

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Nonsense! I’m mailing you a pair of new flops, babe.

:zany_face:

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Awwww Monte. Thankyou babe haha :zany_face:

You will be getting a new necklace from me

With a beautiful pendant that shines so much that it hypnotizes :see_no_evil_monkey:

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sorry Santa, I know you’re not real

but I have been ok this year

if you were real, would I live up to your standards?

or would I get a lump of coal?

anyway, all I can say is, I don’t need anything

except love and peace, family and a nice meal,

it has been an ok year and

I guess you can be the cherry on top

p.s. I hope your reindeer or ok

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Dear Santa…

Please bring me contentment this year. I cant change people ..so I need to be ok with their bullshit :sweat_smile:

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You are all getting coal for Christmas

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Ohhhhhh :sob: even me? :sweat_smile:

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Noo not you lol

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