Heres an example :
When I was working security, one of the officers that was working in a guard shack described hiring us for that job as putting “meat in the seat”.
Not a common saying that I know of but it was pretty funny.
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This old guy I worked with would say cattywompus all the time whatever it was it didn’t matter. Cracked me up.
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I had a teacher who would always say “here again gang”
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There was one place I used to go where the guy always used to say “You can’t come in here without pants on or I’ll call the police”. Not sure what he was talking about, maybe it’s a regional expression, but geez some things people say really can be quite funny.
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There is a midlands term here in the uk about people who just want money,
‘He would skin a turd for a farthing’
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in u.k. i know its common but i find the saying “taking the piss” pretty funny lol
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We have that here in nz too.
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Here in nz people say ‘bloody hell!’ Whenever anything goes wrong. Mostly older people.
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he was “squeeling like a pig caught under a gate”…
simply “ridic” (ridiculous)
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When I was younger on the school bad a high school boy told me he didn’t get on to get off.
I don’t even get it lol
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Your not the coldest beer in the fridge.. ever hear that one? Haha
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When my friend would want me to make a u-turn in my car he would say, “Flip a tit.” He also had a couple of other dirtier sayings.
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My other friend would say, “Kick him in the nards.”
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The old guy I did odd jobs for would say, “You’re a scholar and a gentleman.”.
My dad would say about someone he thought was stupid, “He doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground.”
I remember my dad exclaiming, “Heavens to Betsy.”
Or if someone said something was like something else he’d say, “Yeah, and if my aunt had wheels she’d be a teacart.”
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After surgery once I was on painkillers and I said to my then daughter’s boyfriend was “F*ck you and the horse you rode in on!” And then I told them all that’s my catch phrase. My daughter’s like mom. No that isn’t your catch phrase you’ve literally never said that in your life. So all these years later I still haven’t lived it down. He is now my son in law. Lol
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When somebody falls and takes a tumble, they went “ass over teakettle.”
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In the American south we say “Colder than a witch’s titty outside.”
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My friend in California used to say that.
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Nice lol first heard it from my Grandmother.
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i heard of spilling the tea before but not that one 
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