If you chop a carrot in it looks like an eyeball looking back at you As if it was telling you it was good for the eye But what does a cheeseburger tell you about yourself that you’re a greasy mess. Damn straight. I guess it could be worse huh What are other foods They’ll make you look good ?
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I ate pork. It doesn’t say anything flattering about me.
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My pastrami on rye called me an ■■■■■■■.
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Shiiii if I eat a cheeseburger it goes straight to my gut and love handles. 
I’ve been doing really well though with cutting down on red meat lately. I don’t think I’ve had any beef, or steak or anything like that in about 3 months?
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thats my ideal physique
after that one you don’t want to know what i had for lunch…….
Probably not. These days I don’t dine so much as I graze.
