Say Anything #37

I give a lot to charity & gamble a lil bit but most of the proceeds of my gambling go to charity anyway so thats cool

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We have bottle recycling for money here. There is a option for a lottery on the recycling machine. The lottery money goes to the red cross.

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WOO BABY!

Now I hardly ever buy candy but I was craving some Reese’s last night so today I bought those Reese’s with extra peanut butter in them, like the real thick ones, and those babies are FIRE!

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@schizophrenisaurus We play the lotto on ocasssion, but nothing else. I admittedly have other issues though.

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@Corion I’m just curious, do you ever get tired of the keyboard warriors saying things like ā€œX is a worthless martial art.ā€ Or ā€œX is the best,ā€ and also ā€œX can beat X.ā€

My teacher always taught us it’s not the art, it’s the artist. Like even Tae Kwon Do can be brutal if you’re taught the true Korean style.

I philosophize about this stuff a lot. My best friend Justin once made a really funny comment, he said ā€œEven if you take martial arts for only a month you can probably kick anyone’s ass who hasn’t taken any at all.ā€ LOL.

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My favorite martial art is kung pao chicken :chicken:

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Ahhhhh ■■■■…Kung Pao is not only deadly on the street, but also deadly for your gastrointestinal system. :zany_face:

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You can either be a chicken or fight like a chicken :rooster:

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Lol. True. Whenever I get in a fight I like to dance Irish jigs so my opponent stares at my feet, and then bam! I land my hardest punch and run. :laughing:

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When I get in a fight I bring a flute to confuse the enemy then I shove it in their ear

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Daaaaamn dude, respect! You’re known in every hood as ā€œSir Flute-a-Lot.ā€

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He’s playin the turd flute again :musical_notes:

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Totally @Montezuma I was always taught it was the artist too and ive seen that to be true with all the tape that ive studied so far. Im borrowing from all martial arts styles. I get annoyed how much everyone is talking about wrestling right now. Wrestlers that studied all these other martial arts are awesome but give the other martial arts credit too.

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Well my gdoc put me on a daily laxative you can’t buy without a prescription it works

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I’m on some prescription laxatives too @Turtle . They’re expensive!!!

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At first I thought they wouldn’t work

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Mine aren’t working, so now I’m on none preparing for a colonic transit test @Turtle

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Exactly. I do the same thing. All martial arts and fighting sports have little pearls of wisdom that you can gather from each.

In regards to wrestling and grappling, yeah those type of arts have been the talk of the town for a while. I’m no fighting expert, but I’m a little skeptical of the whole ā€œMost fights end up on the groundā€ school of thought. Maybe in a barroom setting that’s really enclosed, but I’ve witnessed a lot of people being neutralized with just one punch lol.

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Yeah I’ve had a few that just wouldn’t work. I thought I was going to have to go to er

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Have you ever studied a guy named Bas Rutten? Great fighter that has some self defense videos.

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