What do you call a schizophrenic drinking hot chocolate?

A coconut.

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Haha that’s a good one

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Lol @77nick77 that’s clever! :rofl::rofl:

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How many sz ppl does it take to build a boat?

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It only takes one; the other 100 people are just in his head. And the boat is also just in his head

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What do you call a schizophrenic eating trail mix? A nut nut

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I asked perplexity AI to give me some jokes like this; he said it is not a good idea.

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Would you ever consider having a three some with a schizophrenic

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What do u call a happy schizophrenic?

A patient with positive symptoms :grimacing:

And how about a depressed schizophrenic??? :sweat_smile:

Psychocolate

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