One of them said “pour me an orange juice can’t drink on meds”
The other one said “pour me a sprite with miralax the cobenfy makes me constipated”
Then they left
1 Like
Two schizophrenics walk into a bar. One of them says “Ouch."
His friend thinks to himself in his head, “Wow, what a wimp."
The first guy answers back out loud., “Hey I resent that, you owe me an apology."
The second guy says, “Screw you, you think you’re god almighty or something special? You think you’re here to save mankind or something?"
The first guy answers back, “Yes! Yes! That’s what I love about you. You understand me like no one else ever does.”
So they were both so happy at this communication that they walked to the store together and for the first time in two weeks, they happily ignored the 13 black vans with the license plates “777777” that followed them wherever they went and filmed their every move.
2 Likes
@77nick77 That’s a good one LOL.
Two schizophrenics walks into a bar. Then they both have an existential crisis and realize the bar was just a hallucination.
1 Like