Everyone knows that a successful marraige is all about compromise.
Wife: “Hey Steven, did you know that I’m God?"
Husband: “Damn it Doris, how many times do I have to tell you? I’m the one who’s God.“
Wife: “No, I’m the one who’s God.”
Husband: “No, me."
Wife: “No, me.”
Husband: “OK, how about this? You can be God tonight and I’ll be God tomorrow”.
Wife: “I love you Steven.”
Husband: “And I love you too Doris."
