To escape the FBI
You guys can think of funnier ones I’m sure
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Why did the schizophrenic cross the road?
Avoidance personality disorder
Hahaha.
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Lol! Good one zoe
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Why did the schizophrenic cross the road?
To get to the pharmacy on the other side.
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He saw a sign on the other side that said ‘Yield” and he was looking for an excuse to give up.
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He saw a sign on the other side that said “Wrong way” and he crossed the road because he thought, “Finally, someone gets me.”
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Omg that was like a crazy dad joke. 
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Omg this is a dried up joke
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Why did the szizophrenic cross da road?
Cos he saw @San-Pedro and da money had arrived.
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What does that mean, lol?
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A dry joke. Its a form of humour. Idk how to explain it but ur joke is a good description of it. Xxx
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Why did the schizophrenic cross the road?
Because she had to go and meet the nhs mental health team for a self referral 
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Why did the schizophrenic cross the road?
The chicken told him to follow him.
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Why did the schizophrenic cross the road?
Because when he got his paper license it read…
”Tear across the dotted line."
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To please the overlords
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Why did the psychotic cross the road?
To escape jesus demands.
Lol.
Why did the psychotic cross the road?
To recover, mental compartmentalisation, learn to swim in the pool and thus birth into a mystic
Uhoh
Hope im not being offensive.
We all know what the voices do to us, even to characters like Jesus
I always like the Joker’s final joke from The Killing Joke;
There were 2 guys locked in the asylum and didn’t want to be locked up anymore, so they decided to escape in the night. They made it onto the roof, but there was a big gap between them and the next building. The first patient jumps across and ushers the other to jump over to him. “I cant!” cries the stranded patient “Im too large and cant make that sort of distance!”. There is a pause, and then the other patient devises a plan “Ive got it! Ill shine my torch over to your side of the building - and you can simply walk across the beam to this side!”. The stranded patient becomes furious and says “What are you, crazy? You’d turn the beam off when I was midair!”
