So 1 dolllar and 6 cents off!? Sold! I’m a sucker for a sale!
(No joke, I went as far as to calculate .03% of 5342.41 for this bit. 
Check the math yourself. )
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Colonel Mustard in the lounge with a bad ABBA Meme!
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Lolll I was sure you would. It’s good to know when you are getting a good deal.
I’m afraid I will be shipping from Latvia. The postage will be $1100. But I will give you a 5.83% discount.
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It’s better to call that “shipping and handling” instead of “postage”. That way you can jack up the price and call it the “handling” fee. I am always eager to help someone rip me off. 
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Shipping and throwing. I will throw it in a loose bag, and duct tape it to a crocodiles tail. It may or may not arrive.
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I was in the bathroom with the laxatives
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lol
in the study with spankerchiefs
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