At first I thought it was @sweetpotatopie, but she only steals shiny things.
Then I considered @POET , since he had access to the staff lounge, but realized he wasn’t a thief
@TheCanuk crossed my mind, but he’s all the way in Canada.
The staff seems in the clear. Do you have an alibi? Tell me what it is.
I was in the study room with a candlestick 
lol wasnt me man, maybe skye stole it 
Your couch ate it 
I don’t watch TV
Sounds exactly like someone who does watch TV and wants to cover it up! Lol
It was Colonel Mustard in the library with the candlestick.
It was me…. I pawned it for some twizzlers.
A wide range of philosophers argue that TV is a collective hallucination of a dystopian nature. Less TV, you’re forced to do something or stare into space all day. I remember before remotes existed we all used to be skinny. Everything is a chore now a days.
I bet the pup got it…good luck.
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar 
The dog asked me not to reveal its whereabouts. I keep strict attorney-client privileges!
Hmm…you seem to have modified the buttons. You must be some sort of magician.
Also, wtf? Its not shiny.
Based on my dogs behavior…I think she needs a psychiatrist more than an attorney. 
lol! Funny @SzSupportAdmin
She hired me for the bites!
For $5342.41 I will mail to you. 
I will not go above $4000.32. Trying to rip me off or what?
For you I will give you .03% discount
