Mystery of the fish sandwich

Unusual Beliefs
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I don’t know if I’m becoming more psychotic or something else but I made a fish sandwich earlier and it disappeared right in front of me.

I mean I was eating it then it was just gone …it was really confusing. I thought about calling the police but you know how they are … they would ask for evidence and all I had was one traumatized crumb in the floor … probably not enough of a lead anyways…

If you guys see a half eaten fish sandwich that looks like it escaped …it’s mines…fuc k…fish can’t even walk…I need more meds

:sweat_smile::sweat_smile::sweat_smile:

I’m aware this is inappropriate btw… just a joke

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Maybe the fish went back to the ocean

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Yea.. probably lol

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Sorry guys I can be annoying sometimes :joy::potato:

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Nah I enjoyed this post is there like a dirty joke behind it? I don’t understand really did this really happen?

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Nah … I just shouldn’t be making jokes about sz. Probably.

Also .I hope your wrong …who wants a soggy fish sandwich lol

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It was just a dumb joke lol

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I see things blink in and out of reality when psychotic

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The title of this thread puts a smile on my face

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I eat fish today it didnt escaped

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You sir are now full :robot:

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Sounds profoundly fishy, but that’s just me. :fish: :dashing_away: